Helen Flanagan is the future…I am not sure what that even means or if it is a reference point to us all being doomed because girls are so hung-up on fame and male attention, and not even the typical girls you’d assume would be hung up with male attention, you know the ones with daddy issues…but rather every fucking girl with a cell phone taking camera phone pics for guys to give them likes…and sometimes herpes…if they are lucky enough to make the ill decision of going to meet their biggest fans…because everyone wants to be Famous for nothing, you know, appreciated for their tits, where all they need to do is bow down and out of a traditional TV role level of fame and say to the world “Hey look at me, I’ve got tits”…it’s kinda insane, but it makes for dumb bitches and dumb bitches make for decent blow jobs, but in then again, I’ve never had a blow job I didn’t like, even a shitty blow job is good, so being a vapid cunt who only cares about getting naked on the internet, isn’t a pre-requisite, it just makes jerking off to them easier…and here’s a topless pic I guess this nobody is proud of, probably not as proud as her parents when she said “I’m quitting my well paying TV gig on a national Soap to take off my shirt”…I mean assuming she’s got Parents…

It’s the Glamour model generation and I like it.

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Helen Flanagan is not important, at least not in America…but she is busty, and we do like tits and that does make her semi relevant, at least relevant enough to quit her UK Soap Opera acting, and pursue a much more Glamorous life as a chick known for her tits, like so many girls before her, that instead of just sticking to acting, has now become a Glamour model, a far less lucrative or respectable gig, but one that will open the door for high paying escort gigs, I mean no one gave a fuck about her when she was on TV…and look at her now….Here are her and the FHM pics:

To See her in her see through dress CLICK HERE

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Helen Flanagan really doesn’t matter.

She’s some UK actor with big titties who dropped out of acting because she has big titties, because she thought it would make more sense to be a Glamour model, which I guess if you have big titties, would make sense if you were making a living as a stripper or waitress….

I don’t try to understand these people, hell, I don’t even know them, I just look at their tits, because after her attempt at at music career , was pretty depressing, her tits are really all that matter…

I mean that and getting white girl wasted…anything for a little attention…

To See Pics of her Fall Down White Girl Wasted CLICK HERE

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So the people at Vice and their music site Noisey…both owned or at least bankrolled by MTV, the culture hacks, who have consistently sabotaged the fuck out of anything that has any substance and exploited it into a huge money making pile of shit…it’s what MTV does…I mean they are responsible for pop music and so much worse…

Either way, they got their hands on Helen Flanagan’s music video, she’s a busty Soap Star, who quit being a soap star, to become a titty glamour model, but it turns out her passion actually lies in shit music…which I guess is better than it lying in being a Glamour model after already being on TV…because that just made no sense to me…

But what does make sense to me is the see through panties and shirt…I’m into it. Other than that…the music video fucking sucks.

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Helen Flanagan is some busty UK soap star turned Glamour Model…because let’s face it that’s where celebrity lies in the UK, not on TV, but on the pages of Lad Mags everywhere, it’s what the people are into, and Soap Operas are just a dated thing of the past, so if anything this Helen chick is a progressive celebrity in training, and realizes if she’s got the D cup, she’s pretty much built for the more fun job of being lusted after, and the fun thing about it is it doesn’t involve memorizing lines or work, all she has to do is get half naked and when it starts to fizzle out…she can just marry a soccer player…she’s got it all figured out…but I guess you realized that when you saw this instagram pic she posted….

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I am into this HELEN FLANAGAN , soap star from the UK with great tits who quit being in a Soap Opera to go onto bigger and better things…like showing off her tits…because when you have tits like this, you might as well throw a solid regular acting job girls would die for, down the toilet, to do glamour model pics, in what we can only describe as major fucking daddy issue…issues so deep that all she cares about is having her tits stared at, rather than actually learning lines and being on TV and shit…

She’s in NUTS this month, she’s in a sheer Bra, she’s pretty fucking substantial and doing a good job with this whole “Look at my tits, they are big thing”…I’m into it.

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Helen Flanagan is hilarious….but more importantly, she’s busty and not afraid to own them titties….or more importantly squeeze them into some sort of halter top….spilling all over the place like they were BP….and I am into it…I mean who wouldn’t embrace a girl who threw away a shitty acting career, to do such great things like pose for PETA with the likes of PAM ANDERSON and Glamour Model photoshoots, in shitty LAD MAGS you know because being on TV didn’t feed her make attention craving needs. I mean whatever it is that goes wrong in a girl’s life, that forces her to quit a good gig to become internationally known for her tits, is something I am totally all about. She’s amazing, even if I predict her one day being super fat, we don’t have to worry about that here and now….

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Helen Flanagan makes me laugh and not just because of her Megan Fox tattoo on her forearm, in what must have been a drunk decision, or maybe her losing a bet at a party, whatever the reason for it, an no matter how awful and horrid it is it doesn’t over power the amazingness of her fucking tits…and thank god for that…not that any tattoo would take away from any tits…

The only thing that makes tits not matter is when they are lesbian tits….in which case they are barely tits…up on a “If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound” shit….because being on a lesbian, they no longer matter even if they are amazing and you can still jerk off to them…

I digress…this HELEN FLANAGAN ….is fantastic…she left a hit Soap Opera, one of the longest running shows in the UK, to be a Glamour Model…and that’s just such bad planning it’s erotic…but only cuz she’s got these tits…

Thank you hormones in the food.

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