Helen Flanagan is some big titty UK Cornation street a trashy show that I have seen and that gives me anxiety…a show that she left to pursue other interests…like doing a reality show called I’m a Celebrity get me out of here…..she’s living with a footballer…she’s got big tits and she did this photoshoot…and now you know…and that makes you a better person.

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FHM lives…did you know that there was a time when FHM paid me to link to their content every single month cuz they didn’t understand why I was a bigger deal than them…at least on the internet….

Now FHM sends me lawyers letters when I post their photoshoot pictures of girls I don’t know, but who have big tits, pretending to cut off their bikini top, in some High Concept for low level, bottom feeding, garbage magazines you shouldn’t waste your time on, especially since pricks like me are stealing all the good they do….like this photoshoot…of some character I don’t think is even worth paying attention to…you know as low grade as the magazine she’s posing for,,,,but I’ll post it anyway…

Here’s the behind the Scenes Video…

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Helen Flanagan is some UK Soap Star who is a little chubby, but the good chubby, that is youthful and not quite at the offensive level of chubby…you know just at the soft and fun to grab at because it’s friendly and inviting chubby…that you know is a few years away from being straight up fat and gross if she doesn’t pull her shit together….and remember that starving herself…even just a little will keep her working….while eating all that food she can now afford to buy….her body can’t afford….but right now…it’s just busty…and busty works for me…when in a bikini…

She’s on some I am a celebrity (barely) get me out of here show…doing some nonsense in her bikini….and here are the screen caps cuz I figure at least one of you cares about the UK.

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Helen Joyce Flanagan is Coronation Street….

I don’t know who Helen Flanagan is, where she’s from, what her deal is. I just know I want to sing her love songs.

It turns out she has been on Cornation Street since she was 10 and that means a lot of pedophiles have probably masturated to her and were probably angry when she turned 18, while a lot of on the fence pedophiles were probably happy when she turned 18 because it meant their impure thoughts about her were a little more wholeseome…..

She’s 22 now, and she’s producing some pretty amazing pictures of twitter, you know breaking from what people know about her and she is really solidifying herself as a sex object….with Xed our nipples….half naked…when all that sex object talk just cheapens her….but maybe I am saying that because our sex would be making love….

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I don’t know who Helen Flanagan is…It seems like I don’t know who any of these sluts are…I just know to put up the pictures of them…because you weirdos know who they are…and follow their every move…and post pictures of them next to your bed…with semen…

It turns out that a quick google search will show that she’s 20, on a show called Cornation Street from the UK that I’ve had the unfortunate displeasure of watching living in Canada. If you don’t believe me – watch this clip….from the era I was forced to watch this….

Yes. It is that fucking bad….but I guess they air the show here since the Queen is on our money….and proves that Brits are fucking weird and nothing you want to be a part of. The cast was all working class and ugly…

I guess they’ve changed the strategy….cuz here is one of their trophy pasty cunts in a bikini….because I guess they realized old dying hags with missing teeth wasn’t really keeping the show young a relevant….

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