Helen Flanagan was the Coronation Street actress who decided that being on the longest running TV show in the UK, which unfortunately for all of us in the Commonwealth are forced to watch that shit. It’s like how the Queen is on all our Money, Cornonation Street is on all our TVs….

That wasn’t good enough for Helen, she said my birthright as a UK chick with big tits is to be a trash can in trashy lad mags with my tits out, going to night clubs in cheesy sex shop apparel before it became an instagram trend with brands like Fashionova…turning every Kardashian wannabe into a pole dancer on her slow song….

Flanagan said “I have tits, put me in magazines and find me a Rugby Player or a Soccer Player to Breed with”…because it’s just more fun that being a character on repeat on a show that’s been on 90 years….like working at the fucking mill, but the acting on TV version.

Turns out, she’s still got the tits. Cheerio chimney sweeper…ready for a cuppa?

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