Jena Malone is one of the hundreds of models and actresses who didn’t ask me to have lunch with them during Art Basel…because they were too busy staging bikini photoshoots for the paparazzi because that’s what people do in Miami when they hit the beaches instead of the more private hotel pools…or beaches north of South Beach…

Not that I care about having lunch with Jena Malone. I don’t even really know who the fuck she is. But I do care about staring at her ass in a bikini, because I care about staring at all girl asses in bikinis…it’s kind of my thing…even when the girl in the bikini is garbage…a no name and even a tranny – I don’t really discriminate…

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