I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2014

08

Dec

Lana Del Rey Panty Flash for Galore of the Day

I drank the Galore Magazine party open bar dry the other night in Miami. Lana Del Rey wasn’t at the event, and no one was particularly nice to me because I guess I make fun of their models, while giving them free press, since I have a lot more traffic then they do, I just don’t have the cool factor that they have, and the it girls like Lana Del Rey don’t want to flash their panties at me…but who needs that approval, it requires sucking too much dick, it’s much better to be the abrasive asshole that I am, drinking open bar dry while telling the models I will make them famous, if they send me nude pics of themselves, which they all do…because that’s how the industry works….

All this to say, Lana Del Rey isn’t hot and unless these pics were her sex scene or her Eli Roth / Marilyn Manson rape scene , I’m not really interested…but I’ll post it anyway, I have nothing better to do, even though everything is better than this…especially staring at South Beach girls in bikinis…

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