Lana Del Ray is a fat fuck, so her titties aren’t that impressive, all these umimpressive titties out there just need to start over eating and for the most part they’ll go up a bra size, the trade off, is the rest of them will be revolting…but TITS man, that’s all a girl needs in this world to monetize…
Or a rich dad….
Since the key to Lana Del Ray’s success was being a rich kid that the dad invested in because otherwise she’d just be wasting space, prior to being some viral songstress sensation for girls who like to cry….
I am not saying Lana Del Ray music is shit, it was great when it first dropped, has been imitated so many times…moody sad songs are always the most fun in a sad world of anti-depressant popping millennials…
I am just saying that if she wasn’t a rich kid who hired the right producer, she probably wouldn’t be stared at for being fat tittied except maybe when shopping at the local Walmart in Plattsburgh New York where she’s from and where I’ve been.
They have an Applebees but for whatever reason no Cracker Barrel which should be a crime, like fat chicks, only fat chicks win us over with their fat tits getting themselves a pass.
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