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2020

29

Jul

Lana Del Rey Got Fat of the Day

Lana Del Rey Fat

I’ll let you guess what Lana Del Rey’s been up to during quarantine?

That’s not to say she was ever skinny, or ever hot, but she sure as fuck didn’t look like this….

But the rich kid who’s dad bought her a record deal, hired her the right producer to give her that sound that went viral, and some videos that spoke to the generation of sad music lovers, clearly has a level of “I don’t give a fuck”, as rich kids typically do…because she’s out here in short shorts that her legs are basically trying to escape from like there’s a fire….but they can’t because they are constrained….locked in the basement, only locked in a pair of shorts…..which is pretty bold even in these body positive, don’t fat shame times….

Like put on some fucking pants, it’s for her own good, but obviously too lazy to bother….as she struggles to carry out her snacks….

It is funny she’s a celebrity, while looking like lesbian welder or a lesbian cop going on a weekend fishing trip….which makes sense because she dated that TV Cop and realized she can just do it herself…

Lana Del Rey Fat

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