I don’t think Lana Del Rey works out…

I do think she’s a strategic rich kid who played tormented at the time that kids needed a tormented person to look up to….

When really her billionaire dad just threw money at a music producer who came up with a strategy or a sound that would best utilize her inability to actually sing….

But that doesn’t mean I think her music is shite, or that she doesn’t deserve the fame and fortune she’s made, I mean I am happy to see someone like her succeed over that cunt Taylor Swift or the devil incarnate KATY PERRY….I think it’s great to have some variety in pop trash….

It just means that she should probably work out….a 30 year old ass shouldn’t look this bad in jeans…and it’s not like she doesn’t have down time, probably all the time….that could be used working out…she lives on the fucking beach you know….get it together woman.

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