Lana Del Rey Bikini Body of the Day

2018

Aug

Rich kid Lana Del Rey has never been hot…she has always been dumpy…but her music, that I guess she didn’t even really produce, becausse prior to being Lana Del Rey she was trying to be a famous singer and failing because she couldn’t sing, but thanks to her billionaire dad, they were able to hire the right guy for the job, who ended up creating a whole fucking movement that she was the leader of, and that she probably realizes she can’t really recreate as it was just good timing.

I am not going to discount her music, I am not a musician and I don’t know what is good or bad, but I do know there was something interesting in what she was doing considering it was pop and pop is usually just straight up shit or hip hop for white people…

I will just focus on what I know and that is that her bikini body is better suited for a Burkini…thick thighs and cankles on skin so white she’s invisible…it’s gross…But at least she’s aware…that’s probably why she’s got the shirt on….we should thank her for that.