Lana Del Rey has zero sex appeal, but her songs are just so on point, meaning sex appeal doesn’t matter….

When she’s showing her thigh in obscure market Vogue magazine, it’s higher concept, less sensationalized, or desperate than someone who also has no sex appeal, but has hit songs…Lady Gaga…

I call this “Straight from Lake Placid Private Schools…”….because that’s pretty much her story, where all the inner torment happened…small Olympic towns in upstate New York that vistors would say “this is so cute, it’s like out of a movie or even Europe, OMG they even have a Starbucks”…but beneath that Starbucks on mainstreet surface…there is darkness..sultry voiced darkness…that is Lana Del Rey…

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