I saw a meme of guys wearing long t-shirts and no pants with their balls hanging out of the bottom of their shirt…as some social commentary to the UNDERBOOB and in Lana Del Rey’s case it might as well be a set of balls and not a set of UNDERBOOB because she’s done got fat….instead of using that celebrity money to stay fit, to stay eating well, she used it to sit on her ass and get all the foods she ever wanted, which is pretty vile, but rich kids can be lazy when everything has been given to them, it happens….

The good news is that fat girls have fat girl tits and if they are going to crop out there massive gut, you can focus on what is important…. the tits,….Ask any fat girl her best asset…all they got is tits…and I guess in Lana Del Rey’s case…some moody music that can put you in the mood to fuck those tits…all tormented and gut wrenching for her gut.

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