My big break was when billionaire Heir to a bunch of retail empires Chloe Green, reached out to tell me off for calling her a dumpy fat pig who should use some of her daddy’s money on a trainer and chef, instead of lavish birthday parties where they book people like Beyonce to perform…

I really thought we had a connection, before she blocked me on twitter, like a “I tease you because I like you”, kind of thing, or negative hit, that would end up with her having sex with me so that I could K-Fed her.

Instead she turned to Mark Anthony, post J.Lo, because fat chicks love skinny dudes, it’s a thing…

Leaving me alone and forgotten…but remarkably…her ass stayed the same…fat…not that that’s a bad thing…especially when you’re a billionaire and who gives a fuck #yolo

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