It was Irina Shayk’s birthday…no one should know who Irina Shayk is, or care that it was her birthday, but I guess she wanted to announce it, because she knows the date made public is probably 3 years off, because when she came over from Russia, it was pretty easy to make herself 3 years younger, but more importantly, it was probably good for her career, that really is based on sleeping with a soccer player and I use the term “sleeping with” loosely…since he’s likely gay enough to be on that new “My Husband is Gay” show…but she’s played beard long enough to get jobs as a model and more importantly the plastic surgery needed for her face..to make sure that her rockin’ body got the love it made so many sacrifices to deserve….

I guess when you’re communist and have no soul, you do what you can to survive. I’ve seen Cold War Movies, I get it….but I like when doing what you have to do survive means sand-hand on ass for social media….

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