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2015

13

Jan

Nicola Peltz Tits with a Crocodile of the DAy

Her name is Nicola Peltz. You know her from the Michael Bay movie….Transformers…in whatever iteration they are currently in…and let’s just say for the sake of this post…it’s Transformers 7, because let’s face it, they are all some big pile of shit that should be taken out back and shot, but people love them enough to keep getting them made…thanks for having no taste society…

That said, I know her as the connected billionaire’s daughter, who probably begged Michael Bay on family Vacation in florida to let her in his next movie, because that’s what these billionaires do, and since Michael Bay movies are shit, require no skill, just ask Megan Fox…and billionaires marry models..making their offspring less troll like than you’d expect…it happened…

And now she’s celebrating that one hit her dad probably bought…by posing with massive cleavage next to ferocious animals…I guess for PETA…cuz they love when you pull croc’s out of their natural habitat for big cleavage pics…

I could think of a better publicity stunt..that involves ANAL.

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