Nicola Peltz is married the David Beckham and Posh Spice Junior.

She’s also the daughter of a billionaire who owned some big brands in some Private Equity scam that these finance bros got themselves into over the years.

She was at one time an aspiring actress, so daddy did what any rich daddy would do, especially since his daughter was hot, and he called Michael Bay over for lunch while in Miami and said “I’ll give you millions of dollars to cast my daughter as Megan Fox’s replacement”…..he did and the rest is history, where the rest is that she only went semi viral and never worked as an actor again, but who needs acting gayness when you can pretend to be an influencer as you live off your trust fund, with your husband who lives off his trust fund…FUN…

Modern rich kids…who unfortunately haven’t branched out on their own for a success OnlyFans career, but instead, only produce semi-erotic, PG-13 rated content like her whorish in bed, just not too whorish that dad cuts her off….then there’s a bikini pic which is really just a bikini pic….

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I call Nicola Peltz Beckham a BORING BILLIONAIRE BITCH with her BOOBS..I actually don’t call this entitled, spoiled rich kid anything, I rarely remember she even exists, but when I see her boring married wife content with the tits out doing fancy rich person shit, cuz she’s rich as shit, I am reminded of how boring she is.

I guess she fancies herself an actress, because she was cast in Transformers, probably as a homie deal from Michael Bay to her really rich dad, in a “my daughter is hot, do me a service and put her in your movie as Megan Fox, because Megan Fox has upset the people in the industry and they have sent her to exile with David from 90210 until 2023 when we’ll allow her to be released from the shackles of being blacklisted, but in the meantime, let’s just make a mockery of her by casting a rich kid who can’t act and who is boring as her character”….

At least that’s my theory, since I never saw Transformers but I know she was in it…

As it turns out, entitled rich kids, like super rich kids, married to other rich kids, like super rich kids, living their combined super rich kid lives, no matter how boring they are, are still worth lookin at the tits.

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Nicola Peltz posting aggressive panty selfies like a low level instagam model trying to find a sugar daddy or subscribers to help her pay rent only unlike the low level instagram model looking for someone to save her, Nicola Peltz is already rich, taken care of, connected, dialled in, married to David Beckham and Posh Spice’s kid…so her panty flash is strictly attention seeking.

I’ve always said that the rich ladies who get the shit plastic surgeries to stay hot are not all that different than the crackhead strippers who manage to get the shit plastic surgery to make money…

The poor and the super rich are not all that difference because neither have anything to lose….

So this young billionaire’s hot daughter, who has been in movies, who is in the scene for a while, who doesn’t really need anyone’s attention because she’s hot and has it all is just as whorish as a young, single broke girl with a dream…maybe it’s human nature, maybe it’s human nature for me to keep zooming in on her vagina to see if I can see labia…

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Nicola Peltz is the daughter of the Billionaire who once owned Dr Pepper and other multi-billion dollar brands..who called a favor and got her cast in Transformers because Billionaires are often owed favors….and she has gone onto marry a Beckham….

I don’t know if this is her Halloween costume, topless rich girl at the resort looking tropical and Old Hollywood Glam in her black bathing suit bottoms, but it could be…..

I do know that she is topless rich girl at the luxury resort looking tropical and old hollywood glam with that scarf on in her black bathing suit bottoms, and as someone with a rich girl fetish, she’s pretty hot….assuming that she hasn’t had a bunch of work done…which I don’t…she’s a billionaire’s daughter, of course she’s had work done…that’s the whole point of being rich.

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Nicola Peltz Beckham is the billionaire, or daughter of the billionaire who owned Dr Pepper and a bunch of other big brands at various points in her life, so you know she’s a coddled, entitled twat who has never really faced any challenges in life that build character, but is probably still a pain in the ass whiner, as all girls are, especially the rich ones!

She married Posh Spice’s son this year in some rich person event that the media pretended to care about, but that you know no one actually cared about, they are both unimpressive people born into the right family, hence their existence!

You could argue that Peltz is hot or a respectable actress thanks to being in Transformers, a movie we’ll assume her dad either bankrolled or that Michael Bay wanted suck up to her dad in efforts of getting money out of her dad, you know it’s an insular world, a small club that we aren’t part of!

Anyway, in being a young hot rich entitled connected spoiled couple, she put up this picture of her leg up in the air with her husband behind her, you know since they waited until marriage before getting their fuck on, they now have all kinds of fuck to give, or to imply that they do, in trying to be hot or interesting on instagram!

The bad news is that the blonde is now dark haired and less hot, but the actual bad nws is despite the short dress, there’s no labia being spread in the picture, I mean we know it’s being spread, but we just can’t see the spread, and that’s some flaky ass vagina behavior, not only because of rash and yeast infection from over-use, but because it’s making us wait the fuck around!

Do better Nicola Peltz, so we can Peltz Our Smeltz to you, not because we want to, or because I know what PELTZ YOUR SMELTZ means, but because it’s something to do in these boring ass times!

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I have seen some before pics of Nicola Peltz and this is not the same person, maybe a clone or an updated version because the young heiress can afford it….

Her dad is some billionaire that we’ll assume is an evil billionaire, because I am of the school of thought that you can’t become a billionaire by being a nice guy, it requires fucking people over, being a tyrant, maybe even destroying some lives along the way, all in the name of Business, all made ok because they can say “it’s business not personal”…if they even bother going that far in caring, which they don’t…..instead they just look at the win…

Now I am not against being an evil billionaire and I don’t hate people for being billionaires, but that’s basically the context of where Nicola Peltz came from, just a modern day princess…..now married to a Beckham.

People find her hot, she was in Transformers, replacing Megan Fox which I think was more just a dis to Megan Fox in a “you’re not that big deal you think you are”….”look we hired some dumb rich kid with no skills to show you that acting is a joke”….at least that was my takeaway…

I guess she liked the attention her wedding got, since she’s an attention seeker, probably the only reason she seduced the Beckham was intentional, by design because rich people have no souls, but they do collect things, and people, and apparently bras and panties for IG pics…

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Nicola Peltz is the hot rich girl who pretends to be an actress because her daddy, some rich fuck banker who owned Dr Pepper at one point in time, you know a legit evil billionaire banker, has rich and important friends in all walks of life, maybe he’s even funded movies or fronted the money, you know rich person shit, because selling off the daughter to the friends for some meaningless egotistical shit like “an acting career”….”MAKE A STAR OUT OF MY GIRL” since he’s already bought everything else for her…and STARDOM can be bought too, so buy it..

She’s currently engaged to some other rich kid, less rich of course, but he is a Beckham which is basically sports and Spice Girl royalty. far less impressive as owning Dr Pepper to some people, but not many people, because FAME is a currency that everyone in America seems to strive for…being anonymous, which is really FAR more fun, is the bastard stepchild of existence, even though it’s ACTUALLY incredible…

These are some bikini selfies, where you can see that rich guys make hot daughters thanks to the sugar babies they buy to cum in….you know RICH GUY FLESHLIGHTS…aka NICOLA PELTZ’s mom…not that I know who her mom is, but WE MAKE ASSUMPTIONS here….because that’s what being a SATIRICAL WEBSITE is all about…

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Oh Look, David Beckham and Victoria’s Beckham’s spoiled brat son is an artist now….I mean I am sure you realized that when seeing his tattoos, I mean he must be a HARD, deep, dark and tormented pussy who was raised in his fucking castle as a spoiled brat, but we can be sure he throws the GNARLIEST tantrum when his maid doesn’t bring his CUP OF TEA that is warm enough…you know something to FEAR….

This is the kind of guy who gets in confrontations with real men during a spoiled rich kid tantrum…and says “do you know who my daddy is, my daddy will GET you, he has LAWYERS and can play soccer harder than YOU….”….

The plight of the entitled rich kid…and the funniest thing is that he’s actually the sugar baby in this relationship, because PELTZ is the heiress to some evil corporate banker and investor who once owned Dr Pepper and other shit that probably did their part in ruining the fucking world, but they’ll blame you for it….

His girl, Nicola Peltz, the NAKED girl in this ARTSY shoot in front of the mirror, you know it’s ARTSY because he’s got a LEICA and it could even be FILM….oh my so deep….doing their best INSTAGRAM like a gang of fucking losers, who will never know they are losers, cuz they have too much fucking money to not be losers…

THAT SAID, I know nothing about these rich kids, and they could be the fucking coolest, I mean the fact they are taking strategic nudes after bathing together because they are in love, isn’t a bad use of their money….if anything, bring more of it…

I endorse his art so long as there are naked bitches in it, whether it’s his hot rich girlfriend or someone else…BRING IT LIKE BECKHAM…right?

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I like Bella Thorne’s porn sister, not so much because she’s hot, or because she’s got a designer pussy that she fucks with a dildo, because she doesn’t have a designer pussy, but she does fuck it with a dildo….

I like Belle Thorne’s porn sister because after their dad died, she was carted off to LA with the family, where the other sisters were sold to Disney and this one, who doesn’t have the same mom, despite being brought there by the mom, didn’t do all that much…

I find it interesting that when seeing her sister become one of the biggest names in pop culture thanks to her strategic “Get Big On Social Media like a Youtuber”….a strategy I doubt she had much to do with but that’s another story that some insiders may have to whistleblow like that fake bitch who went up against FB, met with congress, and is now entitled to 30% of whatever money the government squeezes out of FB….which could be in the 100s of millions of dollars…not bad for some low level puppet…

But yeah, the sister’s a big deal, so she does porn…HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? Were they molested, is porn just the easy way to money, is porn just so normalized….THERE IS MORE TO THIS STORY….whistleblowers, I’m waiting for the scoop.

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I know when you look at a bitch in her panties and FISHNETS for FISHNET FRIDAY, because she’s a sex worker without knowing she’s a sex worker, like all other women who feel obligated to post their nudes or half nudes on social media because they are all addicted to the clicks, follows and likes…things that money can’t buy…

The proof in that is that these panties in fishnets for attention is done by NICOLA PELTZ, who is a low level actress, but more importantly the heiress to some creepy banker named Nelson Peltz.

She’s also engaged to the Beckham’s kid….so an heiress to a billionaire ho once owned Dr Pepper or some shit…and the future wife of the Beckhams who are also rich as shit…pulling low level cam girl shit…because that’s what society is about..AMAZING…

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