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2021

21

Dec

Nicola Peltz Bikini of the Day

Nicola Peltz is the hot rich girl who pretends to be an actress because her daddy, some rich fuck banker who owned Dr Pepper at one point in time, you know a legit evil billionaire banker, has rich and important friends in all walks of life, maybe he’s even funded movies or fronted the money, you know rich person shit, because selling off the daughter to the friends for some meaningless egotistical shit like “an acting career”….”MAKE A STAR OUT OF MY GIRL” since he’s already bought everything else for her…and STARDOM can be bought too, so buy it..

She’s currently engaged to some other rich kid, less rich of course, but he is a Beckham which is basically sports and Spice Girl royalty. far less impressive as owning Dr Pepper to some people, but not many people, because FAME is a currency that everyone in America seems to strive for…being anonymous, which is really FAR more fun, is the bastard stepchild of existence, even though it’s ACTUALLY incredible…

These are some bikini selfies, where you can see that rich guys make hot daughters thanks to the sugar babies they buy to cum in….you know RICH GUY FLESHLIGHTS…aka NICOLA PELTZ’s mom…not that I know who her mom is, but WE MAKE ASSUMPTIONS here….because that’s what being a SATIRICAL WEBSITE is all about…


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