All I want for Christmas is some Tiny Tits.

Like bush, I’ve been a huge fan of the tiny tits for as long as I can remember, and I laugh at dudes who call me gay for it, because for some reason they think hot manageable tits are what little boys have, which I guess is something they should talk to their therapists about…fucking weirdos…

From my perspective, hot bodies come with more manageable sized tits, and big tits are risky….sloppy…sometimes disgusting and attached to pig ladies…sure nice big tits are great…but if you were to go to the casino, line up a bunch of girls in sweatshirts, you’d end up with a hotter naked girl if you went with the smaller girl 99 percent of the time.

I guess it is the safe choice, for the conservative risk averse…

I am into all tits, big tits, shit tits, sloppy tits, uneven tits, weird nipples, nice nipples…I’m even into fake tits, despite hating fake tits, because I can only hate tits so much…which is not very much…

But this is about ACTIVISM…this is our INSURRECTION on the people attacking the small tits, making girls think they are less appealing because of them, pressuring them to get fake tits….even though I am all for making girls feel insecure so they are easy and more willing to fuck….JUST not through their tits….

FOCUS on other things that they could be insecure about, like dick sized clits or saggy labia…or BLOWN out assholes…BUT LEAVE THE TITS ALONE.

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