If you talk to younger party girls, they’ll say they are out getting wavy, which I guess is getting fucked up…

If you talk to my wife, she’ll say wavy is a style of chip she’ll eat the whole bag of…

In Lady Gaga’s internet whoring “performance art” that stems from her being an insecure clown of a person…wavy is how straight the floor is…you know as straight as her fan base is…or as straight as any closet case who thinks she’s hot…all thanks to a body shaping app she used her finger to punch in her stomach…because no one likes a belly…

This will be played off as a social commentary…because all girls do this shit thanks to apps…but it’s still pretty bootleg for someone who should have a graphic artist retoucher on staff cuz she’s ugly…

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