Christina Milian is doing the best she can to make herself relevant again. The fact is that she had her 5 minutes of fame, she didn’t maximize the fact that she was willing to get down and dirty in music videos, in an era before the internet really decided what was famous or not….meaning she went viral before viral really existed, and that’s harder than going viral now, where you just put out a slutty video and everyone watches it because they are at work and have nothing better to do…meaning she was top tier whore…and she threw it all away, had a kid, made millions as a co-writing credit on Justin Bieber songs, but now she’s still not fulfilled, she probably feels like she deserves more than what she has, she probbly feels like money isn’t the same as people loving everything she does….and she’s now got a reality show, these things can be bought, but no one cares…and when people don’t care you do little stunts like sex tapes, or in her case, getting her nipple pierced on TV….and now this…little shorts…the lamest of stunts…but still, for a mom, that booty is good….the kind you’d consider licking unshowered….

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