In case you were wondering, Lindsay Lohan is not dead from the mosquito disease she got when wearing a bikini, because as you know flies are attracted to rancid rotting shit, that we can only assume her vagina both looks and smells like….The rumor is that she’s playing sick to get out of jail again….I think she’s just doing anything for attetion..including posting panty pics to instagram…because that was the original publicity stunt, before the whole genius of tropical diseases came to her marketing strategy.

Either way…she’s the worst…and I’d still let her smear all her diseases over my unprotected dick…I mean she is Lindsay Lohan…

UPDATE – THIS PICTURE IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED – THIS IS WHAT LINDSAY LOHAN LOOKS LIKE AND HER TOILETRY BOTTLES ARE JUST DESIGNED TO LOOK THAT WAY FOR JOKES

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