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2015

26

Jan

Fitness Lessons with Sara Sampaio of the Day

Here’s a little fitness program with Sara Sampaio.

Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, who barely anyone in Portugal has ever really heard of, but who is from Portugal…and most importantly skinny as fuck…so if you’re going to take any advice from her, it would probably be better suited being her diet plan, you know starve yourself, but I guess her workout is important too…I’m just surprised she didn’t pass out from exhaustion due to not eating….but maybe I’m skinny girl shaming, even though I love skinny girls, the skinnier the better, I just prefer my skinny girls not kicking ass, but struggling to stand after one drink…due to liver failure from starvation…it’s so much hotter…and they can’t really fight you off when you want to cuddle them in a back alley…because you’re a romantic…and Valentine’s Day is around the corner.

Part 2

Part 3 –

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