Helena Christensen is probably the best thing to ever be exported from Denmark…she’s 46 years old, and I hate when these tabloids put focus on a girl’s age, like “Lindsay Lohan, 27, still alive”….or “Goldie Hawn, 90, still alive”….or “Kate Upton 350 pounds, still considered a model”…because as an old dried up pile of obese impacted shit, I don’t think age really has anything to do with anything, and when you’re a model in the 80s, you have a certain level of genetic disposition of tall and skinny, that carries you nicely into your 50s, as long as you don’t do too much cock, tanning, botox….but I guess as 46, an age I normally consider “better off dead”…at least based on the moms I see at Walmart…she’s pretty fucking substantial…and it’s probably largely in part to her tits….

So, I guess, Victoria’s Secret picked out a good one yet again….but if you’ve seen Wicked Games music video, because you’re 40 also, you already know that.

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