Chrissy Teigen has been getting work…which amazes me, because before this year, she was just doing shit for free, but then her husband from a marriage she leverages the fuck out of – because that’s what whores who think they are responsible for 50 percent of his money…do…

So instead of her being a housewife who just lives off her allowance…she puts herself out there as this annoying outspoken social media personality…when not getting botox and fatter and fatter…and people still respond to her in a positive way…

What I would tell the brands that hire her, is that they’d be better off spending the 100k on a Dairy Cow…because it would look better in a bikini, be more viral because who puts a bikini on a cow…other than every SI Swimsuit featuring Kate Upton and the recent LOVE MAGAZINE Kim K shoot…and most importantly…at least the Dairy cow can produce milk….so it serves an actual purpose..rather than just filling up the world with the methane gas farts that come out of the asshole that is her mouth…

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