Minka Kelly is one of these too old to be relevant actors pushing 35…who for some reason, a reason I call all the original bloggers turning 40 and thinking 35 year olds they watched come up are hot…post on her…is working out her fat, mom looking body…but I’m not sure if she’s even a mom…all the internet has for me is that she’s done some bullshit movies, she got herpes from Derek Jeter and she’s had sex with Chris Evans….more importantly, her dad is in Aerosmith, her mom is a stripper, and she’s probably got some friends in the industry thanks to the people her dad does coke with at Rainbow Bar and Grill on Sunset…where Lemmy and Ron Jeremy and a bunch of other 50 year olds in tight jeans and cowboy boats get together to drink and discuss the old days of fucking babes…before going home with old babes that are no longer babes….it’s a scene…

Either way, I like watching her do her fitness with an oxygen mask on, it’s pretty dramatic, when she could probably get more love if she did it in a thong booty short…but oxygen masks speak to a certain crowd…probably the same people who like her at 35, knowing she’s older and weaker…slower at running away from them…so this shit lookin’ medical is just hot…

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