Lady Gaga may be the devil’s work, she may also be pregnant, but whatever she is, she’s taken up Yoga, and is now all zen and working on her flexibility that I guess will come in handy in her bedroom now that she’s suckered some poor bastard into her web of lies by asking her to marry him and I don’t even think it’s a K-Fed situation…making it make even less fucking sense…

But what it comes down to is that her doing yoga in a thong, like some kind of fetish I could almost jerk off to since I can’t tell it is gaga, is far more wholesome, and healthy than all the other exhibitionist cries for attention that she makes, so for that, I approve..if this was her in this pose, covered in pigs blood while eating a dozen donuts, while balancing a motorcycle on her head, as she balances on a Walrus like she was a beach ball, as her nipples spray out pixie dust and her pussy is lit on fire as two midges make smores…I’d be pretty fucking irritated….but when she’s normal…she’s almost something you could jerk off to.

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