Charli XCX is Fun of the Day

2015

Feb

I am pretty sure I’ve seen Charli XCX randomly in public…you know her ass spilling out of her pants…her tits spilling out of her shirt…looking all drunk and ready to get fucked for another hit…but then again, it could have been a crackwhore…I get people confused all the time…I blame Facial Recognition blindness…and confuse people all the time…

That said, I like her fame hustle, I mean she’s working the scene pretty fucking hard right now, and she’s doing it with the right level of slutty…It’s just too bad she’s not that hot…I mean compared to Lorde, her counterpart she is, but that’s not saying much since Lorde looks like her vaigna is more of a penis…

I guess this is what we’ve got to work with in pop music…so I take what I can get…and at least what she’s giving us is perfectly trashy and slutty…which makes her fun…even if she’s not hot…

Here’s some of her side tit…