Elsa Pataky is an actress…best known for her appearance on Snakes on a Plane…

She’s Spanish and I love Spanish food….so I guess by default I love Spanish women..since they are the ones cooking it….

She’s old…and I don’t love old, but I don’t mind old when it looks like this in a bathing suit…especially after having 3 Chris Hemsworth babies…

From what I’ve been told about Spain, other than that the women are “passionate” and by passionate I mean insane and will cut off your dick if you look at another girl…is that they don’t wear bathing suit tops, so I don’t know what the fuck is going on here…but clearly somewhere down the line we are being lied to…

But based on google, she’s not into being topless, or maybe she’s really into being topless, because she sued a magazine for posting topless pics of her and got 310,000 Euros for it…probably a better pay day than anything she’s done…

Making her not very Spanish at all…but I guess it’s a good marketing hook.

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