I find it funny that Gigi Hadid is a top model now. it was just last year she was an instagram model who hung out with the jenners, now look at her, she’s like the new, skinny Kate Upton…Thanks Dad…

You see, she would argue that at 7 she started modeling for her dad’s friends’ company Guess, which isn’t a lie, it is just less representative of her career and more representative of a creeper creeping…

Not to mention, when you model for your dad’s friend, it’s never really considered work, even if your circle is big brands and not the mall basement photostudio you dad owes a gambling debt to…

You see, when you’re connected and your dad is an 80 year old pervert who fucks 20 year olds and your mom is a sugar baby who was hot enough to trap sperm in her uterus long enough to make babies…your dad’s friends are also perverts into what you’re young body is offering, but more importantly, capable of making dreams come true…

I don’t find her that hot, but she’s doing Vicotira’s Secret, She Did Sports Illustrated, what can’t she do….

Nothing…Thanks to having a rich dad.

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