Based on Selena Gomez’s booty pics from the other day, even with her implants to balance out the rest of her, she’s figured out, like all girls on social media, what her best angles are, and her best angle just happens to be her face, with her cheeks being sucked in, in the proper light, with no body to distract that she’s not quite where she needs to be in fitness…

I figure like in all things, just knowing she’s laying out in the sun by the pool in her rich person house, because she lives in LA and is always on Vacation, is enough to get off to…I mean just look at that lighting…is that the “Hudson” filter or is it “Valencia”…

Fuck you instagram…

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