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2015

17

Mar

Uma Thurman and Her Man Hands on the Beach of the DAy

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Uma Thurman is still not a man, despite what her hands have been trying to tell us all these years…and she still confidently put on a bikini, even if there should have been a little resistance on her part, you know a little insecurity, self doubt…negotiations as to whether there were other options for her…but I’ll still stare but more because I’m trying to understand why I have the same bikini body as her…am I the one with the pear shaped problem with high estrogen levels thanks to not taking care of myself…or is she the pear shaped body with high testosterone…or worse..am I Uma Thurman? Or do I just look like her in a bikini…too many questions I don’t have answers for, this is too deep for me this hungover in the day… but I do have the pics of UMA and I Date you to look at them……

But what it comes down to is that she’s rich as fuck, established as fuck, she’s tricked you all into jerking off to her, and she’s Uma THurman…not to mention her hard nipples and big tits are still fun enough to look at cuz they are famous…

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