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2015

19

Mar

Shailene Woodley for Elle Magazine of the Day

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I wonder if I am the only person who finds this Shailene Woodley very lesbian looking, and thus unattractive, because the only people who are into lesbian looking girls are closet fags and other lesbians…as any straight dude, would probably like his chick to look a little less like KD LANG in the 80s, a lot more like something that won’t fuck them up the ass…

Her face isn’t even pretty, she looks like some cross between Peter Pan and a weirdo teenage boy in the Drama club.

I am not vibing on this at all, even when she’s pantsless, which is saying a lot because I have jerked off to inanimate objects that looked like a pussy before…meaning there’s something off with this one, or with you, if you’re into this one….

People are talking about her a lot lately, there must be a movie coming out.

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