Shailene Woodley is saving the fucking world, one bikini pic at a time, because it is not sensational half nudity for attention when it comes with activism and a cause….

Her cause is cleaning up the ocean of single use plastics….her method is to skin dive to retrieve as much plastics as she can while the real method is to get that bikini pic….cuz bikini pics are really what it is about.

Generating attention to save the fucking world, even though all reports are that it’s too fucking late to bother, humanity will be extinct, we are gonna die – so I’m glad you’re sitting at work slaving away for the man in your final enough days…

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Stop Single Use Plastic for Shailene Woodley – the save the ocean from humans and their plastic and starting at home with your water bottles …it’s really going to make a difference….and if you do – this Shailene Woodley will show you her butink thole….it’s a small gesture to save the planet…but I don’t think that many perverts are really knocking down her door to see her butthole. I know there are weird Shailene Woodley fans out there who live for this bitch but I never met them and I am definitely not one…but I believe buttholes make for a good currency to pay people to do shit for you like stop drinking out of plastic bottles. She is a hero…at least I am sure she thinks she’s a hero and probably tells EVERYONE over and over again about her mission she is likely totally uneducated about because most of these activists are bullshit…

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Shailene Woodley is still saving the oceans…one pussy dance at a time..

This is some weirdness weirding me out. A dance video featuring all of her bikini clad friends, set to some song that I guess is a trendy song…but that I’ve never heard before cuz I am old.

I assume that this is her TIKTOK as that is the new platform that matters on social media and it is th new platform for talent to rise to the top and end up on YOUTUBE making 100 million dollars a year…

Just a weirdly shot boat video – doing her activism of Plastics in the Ocean, despite the real enemy in the Plastics war is big business, not the public deciding to not use single use plastic…that’ll show them….since ocean pollution is made up of 1% single use plastic and 99% plastics from other industries….know your enemy people. But I get it – don’t buy anything with plastic, and convince everyone you know to do the same, and the world will still produce as much plastic, and put that plastic in everything, cuz the individual will always lose to big business. NOT TO MENTION…America is a big polluter and all, but there are many other countries producing their own pollution and basically we need to accept the world is going to implode – one plastic straw at a time.

All this to say, Shailene Woodley and her friends direct some pretty awkward and uncomfortable music videos.

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Shailene Woodley is in the ocean with Green Peace picking up plastic.

I just hate her fucking face…..

I don’t even mind that she’s some hippie activist who is out there trying to save the oceans, or protest pipelines, as much as I hate the world, it’s really humanity that I hate, the world in and of itself is awesome, and disgusting humans are trashing it, so we need people like this to help save it..

But that face man….

I’ve watched her in the Big Little Lies show, I think it’s a Spinoff of Pretty Little Liars, you know when they grow up and kill their husbands….

I’ve watched her shipwrecked and sailing the world with her tits out in that other movie…

I even saw the movie she had cancer in…

That face just bothers me….

At least she’s in a bikini to offset that – I guess.

Save the fucking ocean, stop single use plastic, save the dolphins, do your part..or just look at her tits.

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Shailene Woodley is not hot.

I’ve seen her in person, boring.

I’ve seen her in movies, boring.

I’ve seen her in a TV show, boring.

She’s got some titty, but she’s 7 feet tall, so it’s not that impressive..and since I base my opinion of women on the quality of their genitals, but if I don’t see their genitals, I go to the next best thing which is either ass or tits, this Shailene is not that impressive.

What makes her even worse is that she’s an activist who got arrested for her activism…which means she thinks she is important or doing good work to save the world…and nothing more self righteous and annoying than that….it’s like she got into a movie where she’s got cancer and all of a sudden her celebrity, her voice and her opinion should be heard….like she’s got something to say…when she doesn’t…she’s a fucking actor not an educated, trained anything…maybe she should save the opinions for experts while sticking to titty pics/videos for IG…where she clearly feels at home doing…

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Annoying activist Shailene Woodley, who I just assumed was a lesbian until she shocked us all with some athlete boyfriend who she was madly in love with, has her tits out for a magazine…not quite her tits out at the level we’d want them to be out…you know like in her movie where she played a sailing woman lost at sea….where there was at least one scene of her tits….I assume I posted that scene HERE….but there’s some cleavage, and to the virgin loser who visits a site like this, it’s safe to assume that is enough…

So when Shailene Woodley is not getting arrested protesting oil pipelines in North Dakota or whatever else she’s attached herself to…she’s out promoting herself as some kind of model…for the fans, the perverts, the people….and this is what that looks like..

UPDATE – Didn’t feel like giving her a whole new post, cuz she’s boring, but she wore this outfit to a premiere last night and looked crazy….

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