Shailene Woodley is saving the fucking world, one bikini pic at a time, because it is not sensational half nudity for attention when it comes with activism and a cause….

Her cause is cleaning up the ocean of single use plastics….her method is to skin dive to retrieve as much plastics as she can while the real method is to get that bikini pic….cuz bikini pics are really what it is about.

Generating attention to save the fucking world, even though all reports are that it’s too fucking late to bother, humanity will be extinct, we are gonna die – so I’m glad you’re sitting at work slaving away for the man in your final enough days…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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