Here’s Shailene Woodley playing some nudist lost at sea because she was trying to go viral, get famous and ended up getting a movie made of her where the legendary Shailene Woodley plays her….naked lost at sea.

I thought she died of cancer, but I guess that was just her last movie role, I can’t keep up.

I don’t know what else to say about this pipeline fighting, getting arrested for being an activist, annoying, large celeb naked on a boat….because I don’t care but maybe you do….

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Big girl – child star – turned activist who gets arrested at oil pipelines- actor from great movies involving her dying of cancer who is actually living the charmed hollywood life – and knows it, so she takes her celebrity to become a Social Justice Warrior – to intellectualize herself instead – instead sexualizing herself and intellectualizing her nudes because Social Justice Warriors who get arrested for their causes – that aren’t even their causes – but that are fun to protest when you’re not making shitty movies are annoying all all levels of white white privilege….but at least she shows her tits in her movies…where these screenshots from SNOWDEN took place…better than her chaining herself to a tree to save the forests…because of the nipples…

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I wonder if I am the only person who finds this Shailene Woodley very lesbian looking, and thus unattractive, because the only people who are into lesbian looking girls are closet fags and other lesbians…as any straight dude, would probably like his chick to look a little less like KD LANG in the 80s, a lot more like something that won’t fuck them up the ass…

Her face isn’t even pretty, she looks like some cross between Peter Pan and a weirdo teenage boy in the Drama club.

I am not vibing on this at all, even when she’s pantsless, which is saying a lot because I have jerked off to inanimate objects that looked like a pussy before…meaning there’s something off with this one, or with you, if you’re into this one….

People are talking about her a lot lately, there must be a movie coming out.

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Shailene Woodley looks like a lesbian. She is not hot. I don’t know if she was ever hot. I just know that if you want to be a successful actor you don’t really need to be hot, at least based on all the successful actors before her, but I would be happier if you did have to be hot, because at least that would justify your million dollar lifestyle..

All this to say, I don’t believe uglies should make it in this world…and I find Shailene Woodley pretty ugly…even when topless, which amazes me because if you saw the shit I’ve put my dick in when it was topless, just because it was topless, you’d probably throw the fuck up…making me think that maybe I just don’t like her lesbian haircut.

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