Jessica Alba and her fraud of a marriage are on some Caribbean luxury vacation with some idiot troll who deserves to be a cocktail waitress, but who fucked a talent before he got famous, named Chrissy Teigen..

She’s got a great body, but the most interesting thing about her is how she’s the richest D-List actress in the world, a barely talented half Mexican babe from the 90s, who now is the figurehead of some billion dollar business…all she had to do was look pretty, play nice mom, and pretend to be happily married…and I guess it worked, America loved it and loves her, and I just love these weirdo poses, even though I don’t love the company that she keeps…or the bikini she keeps on…but she’s still Jessica Alba and I guess that counts for something…

I mean…she looks fucking awesome for a 30 year old mom of 2, I know mexican moms and they don’t look anything like this..

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