Sofia Vergara makes me laugh because she went from Colombian border jumper, who may not have really jumped the border, but who was a single mother who ended up in Miami at a very young age, and was forced to fend for herself, even though I assume she comes from Money to begin with, as there is money in Colombia…where she’f rom….

But she’s now the highest paid talent on TV, that every over 30 actor who hasn’t made it, of every ethnicity, references when you aske who’s career they want…

It’s like from zero to fucking hero, and all it took was awesome tits and the right strategic moves…that I assume involve no gag reflex…because why the fuck else would she end up at the top when so many other Hisapnic imports end up as chambermaids…

It just doesn’t make sense, but she’s topless in Vanity Fair…and that could be glimpse of where it all began…a little book ending…or something…

Here’s the video:

Here’s her ass in jeans for instagram…unrelated to Vanity Fair..but totally fine to stare at…thanks to being a hot old lady with a hot fucking ass…

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