There was a time where Lindsay Lohan was the most interesting tabloid star in Hollywood…she was never the most interesting actress, because she never actually worked, I mean she did Mean Girls and a few other things, but other than that, low level celebrities are more prolific and probably better paid than her..

Then she fell apart, starved herself, turned to drugs and partying and pretty much medicated herself to the point where my stalking her tits, became me betting on when she’d be found dead like Amy Winehouse or all the other dead celebs that have happened…

And now…she’s on a fitness kick, which is so fucking weird, but I guess an addict will replace bad addictions for good ones…but it seems pretty fucking bullshit, considering she’s lohan…and posting these fitness pics like a fitness instagram account is jokes…and jokes make me smile…but more importantly….so do her tits..

And throughout it all…she’s always had great tits…

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