I think I already posted these pictures of Charlize Theron for W Magazine last week, but I could be wrong, I just see them all over the internet and figure there’s no way I was first to the draw on this shit, even though I am the first to the draw on most shit, except women, I always get sloppy seconds, or sloppy thirds…depending what time of day I call them…

Which brings up an interesting point, Charlize Theron could have been a street hooker, I mean one of the hottest of street hookers, who probably would have been more of a sugar baby, or escort, in an era when sugar babies and escorts were less public…because when she was discovered by a film executive, she had already done Playboy, was already out of money, and pretty much on her last legs of staying in California…

It could have easily been a pimp that met her in that bank that day she got recruited…and if it was…she’d probably be dead in a gutter somewhere, so I guess it worked out nicely for her…

Unless dating Sean Penn is like being dead in the gutter…who knows…

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