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2023

24

May

Charlize Theron Aint Got No Pants On of the Day

Charlize Theron made insane headlines last week when supporting Drag Queens performing for children, she said something like “I’ll fuck you up” if you don’t accept perverted men dressed like women being sexual in front of kids who don’t really understand what the fuck they are seeing, while their blue haired libtard moms cheer on the Queens like the are Fabulous and not adult entertainment.

I am a firm believer that Drag Queens wanting to perform in front of kids are real fucking freaks and the moms or celebrities like Charlize who support that shit are demonic.

The truth is, she likely could FUCK YOU UP, because she apparently killed her “abusive dad”….who I guess was likely the diddler kind of abusive, because that would be the only reason she’d be into showing kids sexualized content, as it was something she grew up with….

The sexually abused, abusing….or maybe that’s just how demonic Hollywood works, either way, she’s old as shit, still a whore and I don’t think she’s been hot since her Playboy shoot in the 90s before she got famous, but other people do…so HERE you go…a fucking Monster who won an Academy Award for Monster…

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2022

07

Sep

Charlize Theron is Topless on the Beach of the Day

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Charlize Theron, who may have killed her abusive father before becoming officially famous, but that they’ll never let us know if that sacrifice was actually by her because it would taint her reputation, but she would be the kind of thirsty South African trying to make it in American who would sell out her dad or kill him, to show the leaders of Hollywood how serious she is about it!

Funny enough, I don’t know anyone in the Hollywood industry, but the one person I did meet was a guy who cast Charlize in her first movie, he told me she was a starving fashion model, who had already done playboy and burnt through her money, and I remember that Playboy, it was in like 1996 or 1997, I jerked off to it, so what, it was a simpler time and my roommate at the time had it sitting around the apartment!

Anyway, she was in the bank, the dude saw her, asked if she acted, and she told him she’d do anything for a part, implying she’d suck dick for it, or suck dick if it was part of the role, so I assume she was one step away from porn, only instead she went mainstream famous!

It was 25 years ago, she’s since one an Oscar, but she’s got her tits out in Tuscany, so might as well take a look like it was old times, even though the OLD is Charlize’s tits!

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2021

12

Aug

Charlize Theron Wet of the Day

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Charlize Theron’s old as shit by now, but when I see her, even her old ass barrel of a body, I remember a few things about her…because she’s pretty iconic….and that is that my roommate had her Playboy magazine from before she was famous and I was like “this bitch is good”….now shitty models PAY Playboy to feature them, which is hilarious, but that’s what happens when you become an OnlyFans Subscription sucker trying to be relevant, instagram followers aren’t enough if you don’t have the media reposting you, otherwise you’re just a shameless bitch..

The other story I remember of Charlize is that a producer dude I once met told me that he was responsible for FINDING her, it happened in a bank when she was basically down to her last dollar and he implied that she’d do “ANYTHING” for a part, so that she didn’t get sent back to South Africa to face the murder of her father that they pinned on her mom as self defense….

He didn’t blatantly say that she was a hooker willing to suck dick for a dollar, or willing to do any role, including porno, but he basically implied it…which makes these pics of her hosing down her cunt like a Vietnamese prostitute in a Lady Bar between clients, or other street hookers with access to running water….all the better even though they aren’t that good.

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2019

11

Dec

Charlize Theron Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Remember when Charlize Theron killed her own DAD…nothing like the Christmas Season to bring out the dysfunctional family stories out of the repressed depths of her soul….like so many of us can relate to. It’s like we tried to forget this the last 20 years, but thanks to the internet and the #metoo movement I remember when my parents left me with a babysitter who would shower me at 10 years old for too long….using her mouth as a sponge…2019 has been the year of reading everyone’s “I was molested story” and I hope it fucking ends…this VICTIM culture is annoying because calling yourself a victim is a little over the top and dramatic.

That said, Charlize Theron’s storyline from RURAL South Africa, where they had SLAVES because it was legal…involves an abusive drunk dad who was killed by her “mom”….before Charlize ran off to Europe and America to be a model…only to end up in Playboy and desperate for work…sucking dick for rent money like so many girls before her…never going back to South Africa until she was famous enough to adopt a couple black slaves of her own that she presents to the world as her “children” but we know how South Africans work….it’s NO SECRET CHARLIZE…

Anyway, she’s old now, and this is her old…

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2019

02

May

Charlize Theron Tits (kinda) in a magazine of the DAy

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South Africans get a lot of hate for being racist fucks that exploited black people and stole their land…and for having a high AIDS rate….and for blood diamonds, Legless Olympians who kill models and Charlize Theron killed her abusive dad and ran to America while her mom took the blame…where she was desperate to make anything happen for her, and where she met with film producers who she basically offered to do anything to get a job, and now she’s an Oscar winner thanks to playing a serial killer, that was easy to do cuz she already had her dad’s blood on her hands….PROVE ME WRONG…

Well, here she is killing, like she killed her dad, it in a magazine, looking old as fuck, but I still remember when she did Playboy, a roommate had it laying around…and she was pretty hot…it was 1997…that’s a long time ago…where she’s accomplished everything, and I’m far less of what I was then….because life works out differently for each of us.

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2018

21

Nov

Charlize Theron See Through for Glamour Espana of the Day

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Charlize Theron is in a see through top – that has her nipples photoshopped out – unless her nipples were cut off back when she killed her abusive father and her mom took the blame as she drove her to the Airport to make it in America….

But that would mean that her nipples we saw in Playboy and all her early movie roles were prosthetic nipples and that doesn’t make sense, no producer casting couching a girl would fuck with a girl with no nipples, unless they were weird fucking perverts which I guess they all are….so I’ll just have to assume that the people at Glamour Espana using these old pics of the South African model who sucked the right dick to become an actor…are photoshopping out nipples…making them a real fucking enemy of the state.

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2017

24

May

Big Girl vs Big Girl the Charlize Theron / Eva Longoria Edition of the Day

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Here’s a little, or should I say big, contest of who do you think would win in a Wrestling match….big girl Charlize Theron who has grown into her tall model frame, or little Mexican luchador, who for that longest time pretended she wasn’t Mexican due to being ashamed of being Mexican…unless it got her jobs….Eva Longoria…

Both cultures are gnarly at best, South Africa the white people who destroyed the native black people…and Mexican who you’ve seen the drug cartels and know what they are capable of…..so it’s a toss up….

Both girls much bigger than their old self, maybe menopause, but Theron is darker, she’s got the taste of blood, her mom killed her dad…which is on another level…where as Eva Longoria grew up in Texas and just likes eating BBQ like Jessica Simpson…

I figure who cares since they aren’t actually wrestling, but it’s still amazing to see how thick a bitch can get when told being thick is ok…this would have never happened 20 years ago…

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2017

27

Mar

Charlize Theron is the TANK of the Day

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Charlize Theron is a tank…

Just a heads up – because I think it’s important to remind the world that aging happens and it is a terrible thing – even when you’re rich and you get work done, you may think you are god, and you may have a god complex because you’ve made it and because you’re South African and white, and because your mom killed your dad for being abusive, taking his life like the lord and savior would if there was one..you still scale out the way you are meant to…because it’s not the mid 90s anymore and you’re not the South African model turned Playboy Playmate turned actress who got naked in movies turned actress who won Oscars ..turned big…and sure she was probably always big…but now filled out big…and it’s terrifying. Blame menopause. Genetics. Biology…who knows….

But what I can say with certainty is that Charlize Theron is no more.

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2016

13

Oct

Charlize Theron Before she was Fat of the Day

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Charlize Theron is rubbing herself for Christian Dior, which is probably pretty representative of her career…a career that started after her mom killed her abusive father and sent her to America to be a tall and luxurious model…who was broke andd forced to rub both herself to try to have some pleasure while letting creepy old dudes rub her with their penises came twice…once in her and also with with opportunities for her….

It took her from low rent model, to Playboy Model, to broke as fuck, to actor, to Academy Award winner…to this…and I think she’s still hot…except on set of her movie – where she’s not hot at all….

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2016

27

Sep

Charlize Theorn has Expired of the Day

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Risky Business…I don’t know if Charlize Theron did this for a movie roll, to have fun with her image and to eat all she could because she gets paid well – or if this is what Charlize Theron at 40 looks like…but I’ll assume that no one in Hollywood looks like this, not a South African model who has relied on her looks her whole life…and that this is just being cocky, assuming she’ll be able to lose it…that’s just how far she’ll go for that oscar….

I prefer that before her mom sent her to America because they were on their own, her dad was violently killed by the mom, because South Africa, and left this one on her own to fend for herself and to win at life….she stated with Playboy, an issue I saw because I’d always catch my roomamate at the time jerking off to it….and eventually met a producer in a bank who she was more than willing to fuck just to get work…getting her work that paved the way for her to be an Oscar winner….and look at her now…looking like every mom at the grocery store I don’t want to fuck…that my whole life screamed at me to never knock a bitch up and get stuck with them lookin’ like this…

A real success story of an African girl and her American tream….like the other African stories I’ve heard…from 12 Years as a Slave…to that one Oprah was in…Africa and the American dream are close friends…

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