Charlize Theron is in GQ UK showing off some tits…like she wasn’t 100 years old…

This is the magazine they quoted her complaining about being too pretty for compelling roles in Hollywood, because the compelling roles are for ugly chicks like Jennifer Lawrence, and the only compelling role she had required her being made ugly in Make-Up…leading to her Academy Award….in Monster…

The thing I fear about Charlize Theron is that she came from a broken home, with broken spirits, now disguised with fame and fortune, but at one time was her South African upbringing where her mom killed her dad, making me think he probably touched her inappropriately, leading to a lot of issues like being a victim thinking it’s ok to kill me, I mean why else would a wife kill a husband…it’s usually to defend her nest, her babies….before sending them off to model and whore herself to America…and it worked…

I guess she’s still long, lean, lovely while busting out, despite being old…memories of her in 1997 Playboy before really breaking out…only far less naked…

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I wonder what Charlize Theron’s dad would think of his 40 something year old daughter posing in her underwear on the cover of a magazine…if her mom hadn’t killed him back home in South Africa for being abusive…I guess we’ll never know…

The interesting thing in the Charlize Theron story I’ve heard is that she was about the throw in the towel on her Hollywood dreams, after her murdering mom forced her to America to live the dream that wasn’t working out, because she was broke as fuck…only to have been spotted in a bank cast in a movie and now an Academy Award winner who has had sex with Sean Penn and I’m sure many others…

I like that American dream when it ends up with old ladies who still look good because they aren’t American in panties on the cover of a Wall Street Journal magazine…

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Throback Thursday – 1992 Charlize Theron – Pre Instagram in Instagram model poses – pre digital on ACTUAL black and white not a filter. Looking Hot – Because She Was…

I have a few Charlize Theron stories, the first being that I lived with a really fucking weird dude who always smelled like fucking shit – as he never washed – and just stayed in his room getting high off fucking god knows what, fucking random inexpensive hookers, and watching old VHS porn, well that motherfucker got his hands on the Charlize Theron Playboy and that fucking magazine got abused..

It was before she was famous….back in the late 90s….so whenever I see her, I think of those Playboy days…

The other Charlize Theron story was that after her mom killed her dad in South Africa, she was sent off to model at a young age, the mom insisted she go to Hollywood to become famous, when she was in line at the bank, broke about to give up in an era before the instagram model escort agency…some producer or casting director found her, invited her to his office, where she basically said she’d do anything – even porn – at least according to the producer who told me this story…and that inspired girl ended up cast in her first movie – and thus became famous…

THese pics were posted in the FORUM by sleuth celeb picture detective MadamMEOW and apparently they are unpublished pics of GUESS?, that I guess she signed off on, back then, because she was broke and that the company should use in their upcoming campaigns, cuz this bitch, especially in the early 90s was hot…

I guess she is a beacon of hope to all the GUESS Models since her, except maybe Anna Nicole Smith, since she’s dead….but Gigi Hadid and Charlotte Mckinney, maybe, just maybe they’ll be the next Charlize Theron too…#dreams.

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