Eva Longoria stood next to a chick with a better body than her, probably a younger chick, you can tell by the fact that her skin is less dull and weather, like an old wooden cabinet left out on the porch for one too many summers at the family cottage…

Despite her age and being weirdly shaped, she still had the confidence to strip down into her bikini next to the hot chick, because she understands marketing isn’t about how hot you may be, but what you actually do while half naked…

So as the other chick poses with the bikini hugging her cunt like an old friend who just got out of prison would hug you, Longoria and her dulled out old lady skin decided to finger her asshole.

He who fingers asshole for paparazzi when he who fingers asshole is the famous one is who matters in said photo…

If anything she is using the hot chick as s prop to prove that even a hot chick can’t outshine her because she’s Eva Longoria and she matters.
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For a bitch with all the money…

Who looks like she has gone the ig route of botched ass injections and face injections…

She’s even wearing an instagram whore outfit that you see on the streets and laugh when you see it, not because of the cameltoe or the way it pushes out the tits, but because you know they are easily manipulated by instagram.

You have to ask what the fuck is she doing with those mangled looking teeth…

How about smiling with the mouth closed.

Shit looks like she’s been eating shit…something you’d expect to be an easy fix from her dentist….

Maybe she didn’t have fluoride in the water as a kid in her Mexican shanty, oh right, she’s a rich kid from Texas who plays up the Mexican thing for clout…barely speaking the language because she’s first generation American in a time the imports assimilated…

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When I saw that Eva Longoria’s got a Instagram Whore body, I am not saying that as some kind of compliment.

I don’t think the instagram whore body is an achievement, even for an old lady, I find it weird and creepy looking.

When it looks like she got shitty Liposuction, leaving scars on her stomach and that her ass may be a BBL, it’s not one of this “look at how round the ass is, it could be a BBL”…it’s more a “I hope that’s not a BBL because if it is, shit is botched”…

She doesn’t really have much shape to her and I never bought into the Eva Longoria hype because I saw through her lies and those included that she was some sort of hot chick, while being a race baiting Mexican when it was convenient, while looking like one of those new generations ashamed of her culture, so she hires Mexican workers to do her bitch work…Something about her always annoyed me….

But she clearly continues to try to fake it for you perverts and I’m sure you all fucking love it, because for some reason, on an international level, this bitch is worshipped.

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Eva Longoria was seen in a white bikini doing what rich people do during the summer in Europe….because that’s the life she created for herself…that first generation American living the American dream all you lazy Americans don’t bother trying to go for because it’s easier to work at McDonalds or collect disability….

I feel you….but would probably prefer feeling Eva Longoria, just not for reasons you’d expect when it comes to a half naked celebrity rich Mexican bitch who seems racist against Mexicans, because she views herself as better than other first generation Mexicans, so she hires them as gardeners and doesn’t speak their language, until Hollywood needs a Mexican to play a Mexican or to get budgets for MEXICAN creatives…in which case she can EXPLOIT her heritage…as these people do…

I’d want to feel her to see if her body is actually human still, because her ass is looking a little like a diaper you’d expect her to wear at her age of incontinence…only it’s not a diaper, it’s under her skin and that seems like it must be some vanity induced BBL…

Her midsection looks like it could be fit, maybe lacking in excess fat…but is that from LIPOSUCTION…let me FEEL for the scars….because the fact she doesn’t have a BELLY button or whatever is left of what was once a Belly Button is fucking off….

Another rich and old thinks she’s matter and has an ego that knows vanity is key to success in Hollywood, so stay hot as hard as you can….and that’s probably better than the alternative, unless the alternative was killing this one off or putting her to pasture and replacing her with someone else…

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Eva Longoria is a pretty funny story that I’ll never understand. Sure when she’s oiled up in her bikini in all her menopausal glory, cuz she’s old, she’s more tolerable, I mean any chick in a bikini oiled up and posing is worth staring at, even when they are old as shit.

Other than her oiled up bikini pics, Eva Longoria is a scam of scams. She played the moderately hot sugar baby in that Housewives Show, where the acting was on the level of porn acting, or soap opera acting, you know TV acting….not overly challenging…

For some reason, that made her go viral, because they wanted to make her go viral, and now she’s some top tier TV producer, making tens of millions of dollars putting out trash, because the industry doesn’t really need GOOD content, the audience are a bunch of easy to please morons…

But the bikini porn, ass over the shoulder like a young influencer, topless with the tits being smothered out like she’s wrestling them, sipping her drink with her blurry and filtered face….probably some of her most meaningful work….

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Some Instagram fitness videos for fitness inspiration during these quarantine times, usually done by the rich and famous in their home gyms….but also by every aspiring influencer out there showing what they need to do to stay fit now that cocaine is harder to get….are not created equally.

I get that going silent when you’re a celebrity, even when you’re rich and accomplished and basically retired, like Eva Longoria, is a crazy concept for these narcissists to grasp. I realize that they want the world to praise them and see them and in their own self involved way they think this is inspirational or helping people get through it….when really it’s just saying “my spare room is better than yours”…..and “my gardeners are mexican so I feel superior to them as a mexican, there’s levels to this shit”….

But, sometimes silence is better when you officially look like a middle aged mom in that middle aged mom body. Seriously.

I always hated Eva Longoria and never found her hot, maybe because she reminds me of my grandmother back in Mexico…who hated being a Mexican…but probably because she’s really a lot of hype and not a lot of value…case in point, she’s doing her best Jane Fonda, while really failing at being Jane Fonda.

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