As someone who didn’t give a fuck about Eva Longoria, because I am a self hating Mexican and like my black manager at the grocery store, can’t stand seeing one of my own whoring herself out to the Gringo, or in Longoria’s case selling out her culture to pretend to be a tanned Gringo, until realizing that exploiting her culture is more than just hiring a Mexican gardener or maid, but something you can do in making movies, story telling, selling tequila, Mexico is a hot ticket item and the bitch who turned her back to Mexico will be the first to hop on it.

Yeah, my black manager would turn his back to any black strippers in the stripclub he paid for us to attend with money he embezzled from the grocery store….literally turn the chair on pervert around to stare at the wall because he refused to accept a black goddess doing that low level shit, which in that era was frowned upon and not something celebs do on the internet for stupid money cuz they are whores…

So as someone who didn’t find Longoria hot or interesting, despite the international fame she’s received, the 45 year old photoshopped version isn’t really something I’m jerking off to, but it’s here, it’s queer, get used to it.

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Eva Longoria, the very rich from some dumb show, producer and director, who owns her own Tequila brand because she’s not done exploiting Mexicans since Mexico is her heritage that she is likely totally disconnected from….was never someone I bought into or appreciated when she was getting all her hype…

But now that she’s a dinosaur with international fame, hustling her wares in slutty bikinis, I find her a little more appealing…you know, because I like whores or when women reduce themselves to their half naked bodies, even when they are old and clearly have had work down while giving the illusion they haven’t, because they are actors and as actors they can’t rot like the normies, even though they are still rotten like the normies, you just can’t see it as clearly because they have a fresh coat of paint over that mouldy ass bathroom of a cunt…

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Eva Longoria is a pretty old bitch who for whatever reason was way overpaid, and became way too fucking famous from a shitty fucking show like the Desperate Housewives show she was on, where she played the Mexican Sugar Baby with the rich husband to offset the ugliness that was Teri Hatcher…I don’t know why I’ve always hated her, but I have.

Anyway, I always felt she was a fake Mexican, a first generation who was so disconnected to being Mexican, raised white and the minute she made it in America, she’d hire Mexicans to do her yardwork, allowing her to feel like top dog, near white Mexican, because she was rich.

I don’t know how accurate that is, but after seeing her directorial debut about the Flaming hot Cheetos janitor, it’s safe to say she’s so disconnected from the Mexican people, that her using Mexican slang throughout the series, basically reduced the Mexican characters to being as stereotypical as you’d expect a white person making a movie about Mexicans to do….BECAUSE she doesn’t actually know Mexicans bro, she’s just happens to be Mexican culturally…..

The point of the story is Mexico is amazing, Mexicans are amazing, and Eva Longoria is garbage, even with her tits out while pushing her Tequila brand because she’s a fucking APPROPRIATING CULTURE VULTURE who can get away with it like Drake, or other fake fucks that get a pass because of the CUM they were made from.

Eva Longoria’s Fat Burrito Eating Ass in a Thong Suit Despite being 100 Years Old was also part of the trip:

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I see the comments the thirsty fans of these old bitches who still produce half naked smut on social media in efforts to compete with the young babes of instagram who built their audience by being slutty on instagram.

It’s one of those celebs know they have influence, so it’s an easy fucking play to do the whole tits get hits, since a million people will like a pic of their smoothie on a tuesday without any of the sleaze..

It’s also one of those celebs love having all the attention and see nobodies getting famous organically, in ways they can’t control, so they have to follow their lead to solidify their spot at the top of the food chain.

It’s also one of those celebs need a social media presence as a promotional vehicle for any projects they do, so they can negotiate more money from investors, producers, brands or partners, even though they already get paid stupidly, it’s an add on.

So it’s a keep relevant, get paid, do the basic shit dumb hot chicks have figured out, because tits get hits……..and instad of people saying “Bitch you old, put some damn clothes on”, we get “fierce”, “amazing”, “sit on my face”, “you’re perfect”, “Linda”, “SHOW ME BOBS DESI”, you get what I am saying, just a collective dick suck like she’s giving you the world, by posting a bikini pic, only the wrong dick’s being sucks, since it’s sucking Longoria’s long whore dick.

Do we care why they do it, not really, old lady bikini is still worth looking at, especially since Longoria’s been working out, starving herself, putting that money to use, with non-surgical procedures to have that real life IG filters….looking better than she has in years,..but it’s a thirst trap, and at her level, she should do better.

I also can’t stand Eva Longoria, maybe like my old boss who was black and used to take us to the strip club with money he was stealing from our job, who would literally turn his seat around when the black strippers would come on stage because he felt they were coping out, selling out, doing what society expected of them, while he’d jerk off on the faces of the white strippers in the booth, cuz they were french Canadian and appreciated the extra 50 bucks he’d pay them…oh to be rich.

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