Eva Longoria is a pretty funny story that I’ll never understand. Sure when she’s oiled up in her bikini in all her menopausal glory, cuz she’s old, she’s more tolerable, I mean any chick in a bikini oiled up and posing is worth staring at, even when they are old as shit.

Other than her oiled up bikini pics, Eva Longoria is a scam of scams. She played the moderately hot sugar baby in that Housewives Show, where the acting was on the level of porn acting, or soap opera acting, you know TV acting….not overly challenging…

For some reason, that made her go viral, because they wanted to make her go viral, and now she’s some top tier TV producer, making tens of millions of dollars putting out trash, because the industry doesn’t really need GOOD content, the audience are a bunch of easy to please morons…

But the bikini porn, ass over the shoulder like a young influencer, topless with the tits being smothered out like she’s wrestling them, sipping her drink with her blurry and filtered face….probably some of her most meaningful work….

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