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2024

18

Jul

Old Lady Eva Longoria in a White Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria was seen in a white bikini doing what rich people do during the summer in Europe….because that’s the life she created for herself…that first generation American living the American dream all you lazy Americans don’t bother trying to go for because it’s easier to work at McDonalds or collect disability….

I feel you….but would probably prefer feeling Eva Longoria, just not for reasons you’d expect when it comes to a half naked celebrity rich Mexican bitch who seems racist against Mexicans, because she views herself as better than other first generation Mexicans, so she hires them as gardeners and doesn’t speak their language, until Hollywood needs a Mexican to play a Mexican or to get budgets for MEXICAN creatives…in which case she can EXPLOIT her heritage…as these people do…

I’d want to feel her to see if her body is actually human still, because her ass is looking a little like a diaper you’d expect her to wear at her age of incontinence…only it’s not a diaper, it’s under her skin and that seems like it must be some vanity induced BBL…

Her midsection looks like it could be fit, maybe lacking in excess fat…but is that from LIPOSUCTION…let me FEEL for the scars….because the fact she doesn’t have a BELLY button or whatever is left of what was once a Belly Button is fucking off….

Another rich and old thinks she’s matter and has an ego that knows vanity is key to success in Hollywood, so stay hot as hard as you can….and that’s probably better than the alternative, unless the alternative was killing this one off or putting her to pasture and replacing her with someone else…

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