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2015

06

Jul

Eva Longoria’s Bikini Ass of the Day

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Eva Longoria was in a bikini…and it reminded me that Eva Longoria exists..you know 30 something Mexicans who don’t look like they are 300 lbs corn tortilla addicts are an genetic glitch, some scientific advancement, or maybe it is that Eva Longoria, first generation America, over compensates as an Americam, and shits on Mexican culture, until she is asked to make statements about Mexican americans, like some kind of Figurehead or leader of a movement she knows nothing about, because she’s a fucking princess, who hires Mexicans to clean her fucking mansion…and even makes shews about the shit…

She’s so famous internationally, people fucking love her, except maybe the Jews, since she compared Trump to Hitler, and jews don’t like that, unless they are casting their next producion, in which case they don’t care, becasue Longoria fills seats…something that amazes me more than her average body…

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2015

02

Jul

Eva Longria Dives in a No Dive Zone of the Day

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Here’s some typical Mexican behavior…you know just not following the rules…because she may or may not know how to read in English, but I assume she does, because she’s the whitest fucking Mexican, the kind with a Mexican staff to shit on, and make herself feel accomplished and less like a first Generation…expect when she’s needed to make a quote on Mexican rights, like calling Donald Trump Hitler, something that I am sure Jewish people would take offense to, but more importantly, that she’s got no business commenting on, as she’s so disconnected from anything Mexican, you know being a hollywood slut, that it’s just her PR play to remind you she exists…

Rember, you can never trust someone who dives in a no dive zone…No dive zone..

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2015

07

Apr

Eva Longoria in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why I hate Eva Longoria….but more importantly, I don’t know why people fucking love Eva Longoria…I mean what the fuck has Eva Longoria done, other than be a Mexican who managed to play white enough to get cast on a shitty fucking show…that I guess the international market loves…because I meet people from all over the place..and they think she’s some type of god…when to me she’s a d-list bootleg actress who got lucky thanks to having parents who didn’t want her working as a maid in hotels…but instead as a girl who makes maids in hotels clean up after her…because that’s what cunts do…and apparently…they also grind up against dudes on balconies in Miami for the paparazzi in bikinis…

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2015

06

Feb

Eva Longoria Gets a Wedgie of the Day

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People fucking love Eva Longoria. I don’t know what it is about her, but if you ever end up talking to anyone about her, no one calls her out for being a self hating Mexican…or for having a big vagina from marrying some massive black basketball player….or even for being old, and a bit of a scam, who’s only real success has been on a shitty soap opera show for the average american…they don’t care that she’s probably high maintenance and cunty….all they see is her for her philanthropy…or for her marketed as being a babe ass….

Well, all I see is her pants jacked up her ass…

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