As someone who didn’t give a fuck about Eva Longoria, because I am a self hating Mexican and like my black manager at the grocery store, can’t stand seeing one of my own whoring herself out to the Gringo, or in Longoria’s case selling out her culture to pretend to be a tanned Gringo, until realizing that exploiting her culture is more than just hiring a Mexican gardener or maid, but something you can do in making movies, story telling, selling tequila, Mexico is a hot ticket item and the bitch who turned her back to Mexico will be the first to hop on it.

Yeah, my black manager would turn his back to any black strippers in the stripclub he paid for us to attend with money he embezzled from the grocery store….literally turn the chair on pervert around to stare at the wall because he refused to accept a black goddess doing that low level shit, which in that era was frowned upon and not something celebs do on the internet for stupid money cuz they are whores…

So as someone who didn’t find Longoria hot or interesting, despite the international fame she’s received, the 45 year old photoshopped version isn’t really something I’m jerking off to, but it’s here, it’s queer, get used to it.

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