Charlize Theron’s old as shit by now, but when I see her, even her old ass barrel of a body, I remember a few things about her…because she’s pretty iconic….and that is that my roommate had her Playboy magazine from before she was famous and I was like “this bitch is good”….now shitty models PAY Playboy to feature them, which is hilarious, but that’s what happens when you become an OnlyFans Subscription sucker trying to be relevant, instagram followers aren’t enough if you don’t have the media reposting you, otherwise you’re just a shameless bitch..

The other story I remember of Charlize is that a producer dude I once met told me that he was responsible for FINDING her, it happened in a bank when she was basically down to her last dollar and he implied that she’d do “ANYTHING” for a part, so that she didn’t get sent back to South Africa to face the murder of her father that they pinned on her mom as self defense….

He didn’t blatantly say that she was a hooker willing to suck dick for a dollar, or willing to do any role, including porno, but he basically implied it…which makes these pics of her hosing down her cunt like a Vietnamese prostitute in a Lady Bar between clients, or other street hookers with access to running water….all the better even though they aren’t that good.

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