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2021

12

Aug

Christina Ricci Geriatric Pregnancy Announcement of the Day

I am about 10 years older that Christina Ricci, so I wasn’t one of those 40 years old who grew up to her being the hottest child star of the generation, in Mermaids, Capser, The Addams Family…..a bunch of shit….

I was there for her early adult roles…Buffalo ’66, Opposite of Sex, pecker the mid to late 90s indy queen….with huge fucking titties…

This was before she had her typical child star collapse, where she got prison tats, became a bad girl in protest, probably due to the trauma from being a super famous child star, they destroy these kids because they don’t care about these kids, they just terrorize them and exploit them on all fucking levels….

She ended up becoming anorexic, cutting off the tits, starring in Ally McBeal and who gives a fuck, this is her pregnant selfie…

She got divorced during COVID back in July of last year because her husband apparently beat her, he was a Dolly Grip she met on set, which is basically code for “Lottery Winner”…the most unimpressive job in Hollywood and dudes knocking up a living legend…then beating her probbaly because she was already pregnant back then…because she’s already pregnant enough for the slutty pregnancy in her underwear announcement…thanks to new cock, not your cock….but that doesn’t matter.

She’s 41, it’s a little gross, but at the same time, I’ll take a fertile 41 year old over a dried up menopausal 41 year old ALWAYS.

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