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2019

02

May

Charlize Theron Tits (kinda) in a magazine of the DAy

South Africans get a lot of hate for being racist fucks that exploited black people and stole their land…and for having a high AIDS rate….and for blood diamonds, Legless Olympians who kill models and Charlize Theron killed her abusive dad and ran to America while her mom took the blame…where she was desperate to make anything happen for her, and where she met with film producers who she basically offered to do anything to get a job, and now she’s an Oscar winner thanks to playing a serial killer, that was easy to do cuz she already had her dad’s blood on her hands….PROVE ME WRONG…

Well, here she is killing, like she killed her dad, it in a magazine, looking old as fuck, but I still remember when she did Playboy, a roommate had it laying around…and she was pretty hot…it was 1997…that’s a long time ago…where she’s accomplished everything, and I’m far less of what I was then….because life works out differently for each of us.

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