Kellie Pickler is really not that interesting of a girl…you know from the deep south…rocking fake tits that she bought as soon as she could afford them, unless Ryan Seacrest bought them…which is always possible…because you know if he’s not gay..he’s a fucking sexual deviant thanks to playing nice and friendly to the American people…in a robotic, inhuman way that means behind all the bullshit is trouble…

Not that this is about Ryan Seacrest…or his love for this hick from his show…who went onto have a bit of a career, and is now in the Bahamas…when before American Idol…the only time she’d wear a bikini is when bathing in the pond out back with her grand pappy before anal sex so that they don’t have some weirdo inbred baby…at least that’s what I assume went down…

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