Kellie Pickler is really not that interesting of a girl…you know from the deep south…rocking fake tits that she bought as soon as she could afford them, unless Ryan Seacrest bought them…which is always possible…because you know if he’s not gay..he’s a fucking sexual deviant thanks to playing nice and friendly to the American people…in a robotic, inhuman way that means behind all the bullshit is trouble…

Not that this is about Ryan Seacrest…or his love for this hick from his show…who went onto have a bit of a career, and is now in the Bahamas…when before American Idol…the only time she’d wear a bikini is when bathing in the pond out back with her grand pappy before anal sex so that they don’t have some weirdo inbred baby…at least that’s what I assume went down…

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Kellie Pickler, is almost an amazing story….

She’s some backwoods, Apalachian hick raised in a cabin with her toothless grandfather…who miraculously ended up on TV, for Simon Cowell…and who miraculously became a pop country star…when really she’s probably just some actor..

You know a hick, who was never impregnated by her father like a real hick is, .who plays up the whole hick thing, cuz everyone has a hot farmer’s daughter fetish…and because hick is relatable in america, since 90 percent of American is hick…fast food eating, walmart shopping, evangelical church listening hicks…

So from coal miners daughter to American Idol to the fake titties on Dancing with the Stars…to still kinda hot in a bikini in the bahamas…that should be happy to be with a cock that isn’t related to her…because she escaped the town…and made it…and really this is Kellie Pickler, who gives a fuck…other than maybe Ryan Seacrest who I believe bought her them tits…prey on the weak, dumb, hot chick new to town who wants to win…kinda thing….

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